Santa C

Ho! Ho! Ho! As of 7:21pm New York time tonight, everyone who participated in Secret Santa has received at least one gift! I'm touched and moved at all the goodwill ...

Secret Santas have been sent out! That means sign-ups are, unfortunately, closed for the season! To send your gift to your giftees, 1. PM it to Santa C (that's me!) ...

Ho Ho Ho! @Prokaryote is grumpy because he wanted to be on the naughty list this year! And, come to think of it, the year before that! And, come to ...

Once upon a time in the land of Young Writers, the toys piled high with toy dinos and gliders, Santa C looked over his list with great care in hopes ...

Ho Ho Ho! I think we all know who's in disguise and who's not! ;)

I'm so awful at closing statements! Let me try reading a few of my business cards from this year... Which was your favorite?!

I like @Santa C He has some nice wrapping music. (See how I did that? See it?) Someone just earned themselves a puntastic Mario doll!

I believe I will plead my case in what the youngsters these days are calling a "free-style hip-hop rap!" ::Santa C clears his throat:: Ho ho ho! I've been serving ...

Ho Ho Ho! If you're tagged in this message, it means you signed up for Secret Santa 2013. @SparkToFlame, @indieeloise, @Iggy, @KnightTeen, @Lava, @Valo, @Okuro, @fortis, @Elinor%20Brynn, @sbitonti, @B

Giving gifts and spreading some holiday cheer! Ho Ho Ho!

Only a few days left before Christmas! Get your lists in!

I suggest more cookies. Nothing more - just cookies!

Stage 3: Bring back gifts. Nate-dependent. All it takes is faith and trust, and a little bit of pixie dust!

It's twenty-twelve, and you can ask my elves - we've been hard at work at stocking our shelves! From baseballs to WoW mounts, and a Wii U or two, Old ...

Santa "Ho-Ho-Ho My God!" Santa rushes in. "I am so sorry for your loss!" He digs into his bag of gifts, pulling out a Tickle Me Elmo "I guess I ...